When I was a little kid and sweet as I colud be
My twin brothters name was sed and he looked just like me
He got me in the tightest squeeze I was ever in before
He took that popular limburger cheese and headed for the door
Daddy took out after him but he caught me instead
He didn't know the difference, but I did
Then one time he put a tack right in the teachers chair
Just as soon as she came back she saw him standing there
My twin brother walked away he sat down in my place
I remember to my dying day the look on the teachers face
Then the teacher collared me but she was after sed
She didn't know the difference, but I did
And a few years collared me but she was after sed
With the sweetest little girl I've ever known, she said she'd marry me
And so we set the wedding day, but when it rolled around
It really made me sad to say I was out of town
My twin brother courted her and married her instead
She didn't know the difference, but I did
So I go to see her now when brothers out of sight
I ever fixed the jobs to how now he has to work at night
And everytime I take her out I hold her close to me
She wonders what it's all about why I laugh so much you see
I play my cards close to my vest like brother used to do
She doesn't know the difference, but I do