You low down dirty dog, why did you steal my hog
Why don't you get a job and go to work
If lazy was a dime a bale you'd be a millionaire
Just sittin' in your golden rockin' chair
I plow the fields and planted corn and bought a little pig
I work so hard and fed it good and soon it got real big
Then late one night some dirty dog stole the pig from the pen
He even stole the friyin' pan to fix the bacon in
* Refrain
Now some folks think a little work is gonna make them sick
they set right back in their easy chair and never hit a lick
They laugh at me for workin' hard from sun to settin' sun
And the first time my back is truned they steal my pig and run
* Refrain
You seet there in your golden rockin' chair